Bleemeo is infrastructure monitoring that works from minute one. Install one lightweight, open-source agent and get instant visibility into your servers, containers, Kubernetes clusters, databases, and 100+ services — with zero configuration. Dashboards and smart alerts are ready before you finish your coffee. Built for teams that ship, not teams that maintain monitoring — Bleemeo handles collection, storage, dashboards, alerting, log management, and 13 months of retention so your team can focus on building your product instead of debugging observability pipelines. Production-ready in under 5 minutes. Auto-discovery of 100+ technologies. Simple per-host pricing with no charges per metric, per container, or per GB of logs. Full PromQL and OpenTelemetry support — no vendor lock-in. AI-powered anomaly detection that reduces alert noise. European company with EU data residency, GDPR compliant by design. Open-source agent (Glouton), fully auditable under Apache 2.0. Mobile apps for iOS and Android included with every plan. Trusted by 500+ engineering teams. Free plan available — 15-day trial with full features, no credit card required.